I don't know why, but people frequently come up to me and ask, "can you hook me up with a hot Asian girl?"
And of course, my typical response is "wait in line". Just bc I scored myself a hot Asian doesn't mean everyone has what it takes to be me.
Mostly these people are friends and they are joking. (I hope). But it really worries me when they are strangers and acquaintances. What do I look like, an Asian pimp?!
So most recently, this chick added me on fb, and I'm trying to be as polite as possible, so I asked, "Do I know you?"
"No, but I'm looking for some gay Asian pussy and I'm from australia."
Yeah, because I am gay myself meaning I know ALL the gay Asian ladies. To be completely honest, the only Asian ladies that I know are conveniently the ones I've dated/been dating. Aside from them, they are the only gay ladies I know as well.
So I don't understand, what is it about Gaysians that everyone (including Asians) wants a piece of?
Of course, I proceeded to inform to miss australia that I am not an Asian pussy agency and unfriended her.
Don't get me wrong, I completely believe that having an attraction towards asians is the same way someone would be attracted towards girls with blonde hair, or blue eyes, or red hair. But anyone who solely seeks to date only one "kind" of women is... Creepy. I personally am an equal opportunity vendor. It's all about the chemistry.
So I understand that Asian women have an exotic look to them, raises great children, and is thought to be submissive.
Oh trust me, honey, I grew up with a Asian lady, and I can tell you right now that there's nothing submissive about my Asian mother. I turned out gay! How good of a mother can an Asian mother be if she raises a gay child! (please realize my tone of sarcasm) And exotic look? More like "all look the same"! When you drop your woman at the nail salon, you might just take the wrong one home!
I'm completely kidding.
Anywho, it is still quite unnerving for me to know that there are people out there who is actively seeking to date Asian girls.
I understand that people have their preferences and I shan't judge others sexual excursions, but please keep me out of it.
How much of a turn off would it be if I told my gf that the only reason why I'm dating her is bc she's Asian? She would punch me in the boob. I obviously date her bc she has an iPad 2.
Remember kids, I just act like a pimp, I'm actually not one. :/